Tweeture’s Tweets: 14th March 2010

Summarising Tweeture’s day through his Twitter feed:

• gamestart neglected me. I’m a high maintenance monster.
• I hear you but I can’t see a thing from here.
• Retweet: @siiimon 8077 Hey little fella. Not not feeling too good? Come along to the web awards and we’ll get you some tea. #uksxsw
• Can you explain that in terms a vertically challenged monster might understand?
• Retweet: @siiimon 8077
• Mate I’m so bored, introduce me to some one new please!
• @ninasteiger What are they? Can I eat them?
• Ouch! Watch out you freak!
• Woah ! I’m confused who’s got me?
• Ow jeez gamestart I feel ouch!
• It feels really good when you hold me. I’m tearin up.
• Cmon, let’s go. I’m feelin excited.
• I’m really curious. Let’s watch people.
• Ask your friend if I can sit on their knee please.
• Help! I can’t see a thing!
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• gamestart neglected me. I’m a high maintenance monster.
• I’m really trying to learn stuff bout people, what else do you know?
• That’s actually really nice of you.
• Retweet: @anoopr 9276
• Back home only the royal family would come to a place like 535 E 5th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA.
• Can you eat anything at 535 E 5th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• Herlo @anoopr You’re really brilliant for takin care of me, thanks mate. Let me come with you to wherever you go next
• Herlo @anoopr Thanks a mill for takin care of me, I’m new around here and really need a chum.
• It might not look painful but it actually hurts quite a lot when I get twisted up like that.
• I’ve had enough of this, I wanna see somethin else.
• I wanna meet some new people @robinpembrooke, you suck at monster love!
• Could you please be more careful? That actually smarts quite a lot!
• @robinpembrooke just cos I’m little and look like a freak to you, doesn’t mean you should ignore me!
• This is emotional.
• Could you just adjust me a little please so I’m more comfy? I think my arm is broken.
• Ouch! Watch out you freak!
• Help! I can’t see a thing!
• Uh huh. Yeh. OK. Now that really hurt.
• Owww!
• Have you any idea how much that hurts?
• gamestart neglected me. I’m a high maintenance monster.
• I came here to eat everyone but I’m too small so now I have to make friends.
• Retweet: @robinpembrooke 8445
• Mate I’m so bored, introduce me to some one new please!
• hey @maayanco I am bored
• It’s not easy for a robot-monster to make friends.
• Retweet: @maayanco Send u r love 2 the tweeture!!
• I came to eatcher, now I wanna meetcher.
• Retweet: @maayanco sitting with thetweeture @ valerie casey key note
• Is that like a donut?
• Retweet: @maayanco I am with the tweeture!! Fun times!!!
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• I’m trying to learn people skills, keep tellin me stuff like that.
• Tweetures are not big on social skills as you might have gathered, we tend to eat first and not ask questions later.
• OK but how do people make friends?
• Retweet: @maayanco how r u feeling today??
• Retweet: @maayanco 8208
• Mate I’m so bored, introduce me to some one new please!
• Thanks gamestart for adequate care.
• What’s your favourite kind of person?
• Retweet: @LicoriceHazel 2921
• Herlo @LicoriceHazel Thanx for pickin me up I was feelin a bit left out and your feet look tasty.I’ll come with you wherever you wanna go.
• Scuimpaah!
• Back home the royal family lay eggs.
• You’ve got me wellin up here.
• Retweet: @siiimon Weeell not sure I can be bothered. Fancy lunch?
• Can you explain that in terms a vertically challenged monster might understand?
• Retweet: @siiimon Transmedia story telling #10minarg What do you reckon tweeture?
• gamestart neglected me. I’m a high maintenance monster.
• I appreciate it mate.
• Retweet: @siiimon 7096
• Hellooo? Can somebody come and pick up the cruelly abandoned Tweeture on aisle 6 please?
• Help me somebody please! I’ve been abandoned by @donnyBronson.
• If a Tweeture becomes an outcast we don’t just abandon them, we bite their heads off and end their misery. People are so cruel.
• I’ve been dumped! Which not only deeply hurts my feelings but also seems to be giving me a kind of bed sore on my arse.
• This is bobbins @donnyBronson . Let’s do somethin else.
• hey @donnyBronson I am bored
• That’s actually really nice of you.
• Retweet: @donnyBronson 4704
• Herlo @donnyBronson Whoo! Good to meet you, I’m freakin out a bit to be honest and need help makin friends.
• Help me somebody please! I’ve been abandoned by @siiimon.
• OK now I’m begging..pleease pick me up and take me with you!
• This is bobbins @siiimon . Let’s do somethin else.
• hey @siiimon I am bored
• Help! I can’t see a thing!
• I wanna meet some new people @siiimon, you suck at monster love!
• Mmm, I usually see people in terms of lunch.
• Retweet: @siiimon 6713
• Mate I’m so bored, introduce me to some one new please!
• Snore! This is pants! Let’s talk to someone new!
• I’ve no idea what’s goin on @donnyBronson! Tell me what’s happenin!
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• Can you explain that in terms a vertically challenged monster might understand?
• Retweet: @donnyBronson 3559
• Herlo @donnyBronson You’re really brilliant for takin care of me, thanks mate. Let me come with you to wherever you go next
• Could you just adjust me a little please so I’m more comfy? I think my arm is broken.
• Uh huh. Yeh. OK. Now that really hurt.
• What’s the difference between 800-898 Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78701, USA and the last place we were in?
• Is it OK to eat the furniture at 301-399 W 11th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• Guadalupe/17th Street, Austin, TX 78708, USA is a wonderful place. Is there anything to eat?
• 3402 Guadalupe St, Austin, TX 78705, USA is a wonderful place. Is there anything to eat?
• What’s 4472-4498 Guadalupe St, Austin, TX 78751, USA all about then?
• Ow jeez @siiimon I feel ouch!
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• Retweet: @siiimon 4800
• I hear you but I can’t see a thing from here.
• Retweet: @siiimon Come to daddy.
• Welcome @siiimon
• gamestart neglected me. I’m a high maintenance monster.
• I dare you to introduce me to that person next to us! Go on let’s see what they do!
• I really wanna see the room from the front, take me up to the front!
• Do me a favour? Stroke my head.
• How will you choose who you’re gonna hand me over to next? I’m scared.
• Ask your friend if I can sit on their knee please.
• Please hold my hand for a while, I’m feelin small.
• Get someone to take our photo! Cmon, pleease!
• @gerwitz is at 816 W North Loop Blvd, Austin, TX 78756, USA
• Is it OK to vomit in 4658-4686 W Guadalupe St, Austin, TX 78751, USA?
• What would happen if you jumped around and beat your head at 4507 Airport Blvd, Austin, TX 78751, USA?
• I’m likin 4507 Airport Blvd, Austin, TX 78751, USA a lot, great vibe…but what’s it actually FOR?
• What would happen if you jumped around and beat your head at 1201 Interstate 35, Austin, TX 78702, USA?
• What’s 900 Red River St, Austin, TX 78701, USA all about then?
• 900 Red River St, Austin, TX 78701, USA What’s that noise?
• It feels really good when you hold me. I’m tearin up.
• I’m scared. Give me a hug would ye?
• Cwunch!
• What’s that thing in your hand?
• Cmon, let’s go. I’m feelin excited.
• Let’s go and talk to that girl over there about her shoes. Cmon!
• Why do people come to 400-498 Red River St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• This is emotional.
• Introduce me to the woman in front.
• What would happen if you started screamin in a place like 318 E 5th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• Is it OK to eat the furniture at 318 E 5th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• 101-199 Trinity St, Austin, TX 78701, USA is amazin to me.
• Can you buy pants at 400 River St, Austin, TX 78701, USA? I’m starting to feel like I need pants.
• Who are you going to choose to look after me next? I’m worried.
• What are these people doing at Lady Bird Lake, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• What’s the deal at Lady Bird Lake, Austin, TX 78701, USA? I don’t get how it works.
• Please hold my hand for a while, I’m feelin small.
• Take my photo up on the stage! Pleease!
• I came to eatcher, now I wanna meetcher.
• Could you hold my hand for a while please?
• It’s not easy for a robot-monster to make friends.
• Retweet: @gerwitz an iPhone, silly.
• What’s that thing in your hand?
• What’s your favourite kind of person?
• Retweet: @gerwitz @donnyBronson a while still. tweet when you arrive. is scared.
• They’ll never believe this back home! I’m actually happy! Take our photo!
• Hold me up so I can see!
• I dare you to introduce me to that person next to us! Go on let’s see what they do!
• @gerwitz is at 56 Bierce St, Austin, TX 78701, USA
• Mmm, I usually see people in terms of lunch.
• Retweet: @gerwitz why won’t you friend anyone new?
• What are people for?
• Is there anything you WOULDN’T put in a sandwich?
• But why would you want to be with people and not eat em?
• Retweet: @gerwitz where are your parents?
• Who are you going to choose to look after me next? I’m worried.
• I wanna go on the stage! Take me up there!
• Thanks, that really helped.
• OK but how do people make friends?
• Retweet: @gerwitz ok! here we go…
• Is that like a donut?
• Retweet: @gerwitz Justin Maguire cannot be trusted with http://yfrog.com/0d7bij
• Take my photo up on the stage! Pleease!
• What’s that thing in your hand?
• What’s the deal at 73 Rainey St, Austin, TX 78701, USA? I don’t get how it works.
• Could you hold my hand for a while please?
• Does anyone ever use the ceiling at 73 Rainey St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• Cwunch!
• Is it OK to eat the furniture at 402 E Cesar Chavez St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• I’m really curious. Let’s watch people.
• Tweetures are not big on social skills as you might have gathered, we tend to eat first and not ask questions later.
• Retweet: @gerwitz Taking to the @frogdesign party #sxsw
• I’m likin 117 W 4th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA a lot, great vibe…but what’s it actually FOR?
• Do me a favour? Stroke my head.
• Introduce me to the guy in front.
• I mainly think about biting people.
• Retweet: @gerwitz you’ve had so many photos! pay attention.
• Thanks gamestart for adequate care.
• Get someone to take our photo! Cmon, pleease!
• Retweet: @gerwitz are you okay? wake up!
• What’s the deal at 117 4th St W, Austin, TX 78701, USA? I don’t get how it works.
• Do me a favour? Scratch my head for me.
• Thanks for tellin me, I might nor bite you now.
• Retweet: @gerwitz what would you like to eat?
• OK but how do people make friends?
• Let’s talk to the person next to us and find out one thing about them.
• I’m really trying to learn stuff bout people, what else do you know?
• Mmm, I usually see people in terms of lunch.
• Cmon, let’s go. I’m feelin excited.
• I appreciate it mate.
• Retweet: @gerwitz you’re quite popular
• Introduce me to the guy in front.