Tweeture’s Tweets: 2010-03-15 to 2010-03-15

• Somebody pick me up! Is this any way to treat a vertically challenged monster?
• Uh huh. Yeh. OK. Now that really hurt.
• hey @Edling I am bored
• What's the use of any of this? I don't get it.
• Help! I can't see a thing!
• Ouch! I'm all cwunched!
• Mate can we move on @Edling? This is doin my head in, I'd rather meet someone new.
• Could you please be more careful? That actually smarts quite a lot!
• Could you just adjust me a little please so I'm more comfy? I think my arm is broken.
• Aagh! That really hurt!
• Explain to me again why we're at 600-698 E 5th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• Retweet: @Edling Taking to get some food.
• I came here to eat everyone but I'm too small so now I have to make friends.
• Retweet: @Edling Friends 4-ever http://yfrog.com/ef5dxj
• Thanks gamestart for adequate care.
• Retweet: @Edling 3250
• Herlo @Edling Thanks for lookin after me, please teach me a thing or two bout people, I need to learn.
• Ouch! Watch out you freak!
• Thanks for tellin me, I might nor bite you now.
• That hurt! I'm not a grouch but back home I'd be biting something's head off right now.
• Ow jeez @donnyBronson I feel ouch!
• I feel strangely excited! Take my photo! Please!
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• You've got me wellin up here.
• Retweet: @donnyBronson 4583
• Herlo @donnyBronson Whoo! Good to meet you, I'm freakin out a bit to be honest and need help makin friends.
• This is embarrassing but could you just make me a little more comfy please?
• gamestart neglected me. I'm a high maintenance monster.
• 321 E 4th St, Austin, TX 78701, USA I never dreamt a place like this existed, I might pee myself.
• Mmm, I usually see people in terms of lunch.
• Retweet: @mdurwin @siiimon went with a couple of Danes in cowboy hats.
• OK but how do people make friends?
• I'm trying to learn people skills, keep tellin me stuff like that.
• Retweet: @mdurwin @siiimon I miss him already. They were very excited to adopt
• Ask your friend if I can sit on their knee please.
• @Edling I don't feel good you know like woaah. Will you take me to the charge station at the trinity entrance?
• What are people for?
• Uggh I don't feel so good will you take me to the charge lounge at the trinity exit.
• Get a grip Tweeture!
• This is embarrassing.
• I came to eatcher, now I wanna meetcher.
• Retweet: @mdurwin someone got 'em but I offered to take him back.
• That's actually really nice of you.
• Retweet: @mdurwin a city like the one we're in, just wetter and far away.
• @mdurwin What is Boston?
• But why would you want to be with people and not eat em?
• Retweet: @mdurwin np. He may be headed to airport and to Boston if he doesn't get adopted by 4pm…
• Thanks, that really helped.
• Retweet: @mdurwin I'm at Exhibit Hall 1 in line with for the Evan Williams keynote.
• Mmm, I usually see people in terms of lunch.
• Retweet: @mdurwin I'm with (@ Austin Convention Center w/ @stevegarfield @skydiver @girlgamy) http://4sq.com/8RQqOx
• Introduce me to the woman in front.
• Funny you should say that, I haven't got a clue bout this stuff.
• Retweet: @mdurwin and I are going to a session at Hilton D, then back for Evan Williams. Maybe to Boston after that!
• gamestart neglected me. I'm a high maintenance monster.
• I mainly think about biting people.
• Retweet: @mdurwin 4830
• Herlo @mdurwin Mate am I glad you wanna take care of me, I wanna see new things and learn stuff.
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• I came here to eat everyone but I'm too small so now I have to make friends.
• Retweet: @serena 5753
• Herlo @serena Mate am I glad to see you! I need you to help me understand this weirdo place, I feel like the new kid at freak school.
• Let's go, this place gives me a rash.
• Very interesting point you make there, let me think about it…er..nope, what do you mean?
• Retweet: @casio_juarez 6271
• Herlo @casio_juarez Mate am I glad to see you! I need you to help me understand this weirdo place, I feel like the new kid at freak school.
• Mate can we move on @limorama? This is doin my head in, I'd rather meet someone new.
• gamestart neglected me. I'm a high maintenance monster.
• Retweet: @limorama 8204
• Mate I'm so bored, introduce me to some one new please!
• Look, if I fall over, help me up will you?
• Back home the royal family lay eggs.
• Tweetures are not big on social skills as you might have gathered, we tend to eat first and not ask questions later.
• Retweet: @siiimon there you go but try and stay awake. This is a great panel #indirectcollaboration
• This is embarrassing but could you just make me a little more comfy please?
• Have you any idea how much that hurts?
• But why would you want to be with people and not eat em?
• I mainly think about biting people.
• Retweet: @siiimon Phew glad your're back. I was kind of worried about you there.
• That's actually really nice of you.
• Retweet: @siiimon Twitter are you ok? You're looking kind of peeky
• Retweet: @siiimon 5996
• Herlo @siiimon Whoo! Thanx for lookin after me, I need your help gettin around and understandin what's goin' on!
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• gamestart neglected me. I'm a high maintenance monster.
• That hurt! I'm not a grouch but back home I'd be biting something's head off right now.
• I'm all cwunched up, can you move me please?
• I've no idea what's goin on @siiimon! Tell me what's happenin!
• I really wanna see the room from the front, take me up to the front!
• Can you ask your friend to stroke my head please?
• Have you any idea how much that hurts?
• It might not look painful but it actually hurts quite a lot when I get twisted up like that.
• Can you explain that in terms a vertically challenged monster might understand?
• Retweet: @siiimon Good morning Tweeture. You want to go meet some more people?
• I'm really trying to learn stuff bout people, what else do you know?
• What I really want to know is what are friends for?
• Retweet: @siiimon 7303
• Herlo @siiimon You're really brilliant for takin care of me, thanks mate. Let me come with you to wherever you go next
• Look, if I fall over, help me up will you?
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• Can you buy pants at 416 Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78701, USA? I'm starting to feel like I need pants.
• What's the difference between 416 Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78701, USA and the last place we were in?
• I wanna meet some new people @donnyBronson, you suck at monster love!
• What's the best thing at 600-698 Trinity St, Austin, TX 78701, USA?
• Could you please be more careful? That actually smarts quite a lot!
• Er totally caught by the bike cops. http://twitpic.com/18oqqh
• 1111 Red River St, Austin, TX 78701, USA is amazin to me.
• gamestart neglected me. I'm a high maintenance monster.
• What's the use of any of this? I don't get it.
• Help! I can't see a thing!
• That guy who just passed smelled like lamb chops. He can be my friend any time.
• Ooh ooh! Take our photo together!
• Well I must say gamestart Loved me
• What I really want to know is what are friends for?
• Retweet: @donnyBronson 6893
• Mate I'm so bored, introduce me to some one new please!
• Ouch! I'm all cwunched!
• Owww!
• gamestart neglected me. I'm a high maintenance monster.
• I appreciate it mate.
• Retweet: @igfest 4430
• That hurt! I'm not a grouch but back home I'd be biting something's head off right now.
• No I am not an electronic bagpipe. Insolent human.
• What's the difference between 600-698 Red River St, Austin, TX 78701, USA and the last place we were in?
• Back home the royal family lay eggs.
• Can you explain that in terms a vertically challenged monster might understand?
• Retweet: @igfest 4330
• Mate I'm so bored, introduce me to some one new please!
• @siiimon just cos I'm little and look like a freak to you, doesn't mean you should ignore me!
• Snore! This is pants! Let's talk to someone new!
• Do somethin to entertain me, I'm fallin asleep here.
• Could you please be more careful? That actually smarts quite a lot!
• Owww!
• Look, if I fall over, help me up will you?
• This is embarrassing but could you just make me a little more comfy please?
• It might not look painful but it actually hurts quite a lot when I get twisted up like that.
• Uh huh. Yeh. OK. Now that really hurt.
• Ow jeez @siiimon I feel ouch!
• I'm all cwunched up, can you move me please?